ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
well I can't set my house on fire every night
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.