Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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