Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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