There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
