we have officially lost it.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Randomize
