as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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