I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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