Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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