when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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