We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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