I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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