Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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