i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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