: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.