I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You ate ashes out of my bong
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i out mim tonsoeep
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