Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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