i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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