I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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