she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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