is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We just shotgunned beers for America
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
