he shaved USA in his pubs
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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