you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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