we're blogging at a bar
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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