i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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