just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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