I got chris browned last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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