the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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