rhymes with "ouble enetration"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.