oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.