i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Walk of Shame today included voting.
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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