you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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