is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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