Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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