When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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