You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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