so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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