you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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