.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(