She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.