...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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