Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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