The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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