On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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