she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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