He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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