id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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