Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Small penises have feelings too.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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