Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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