Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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