I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
ttyl tear gas
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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