You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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