He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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