There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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We left the knife in your bed.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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