I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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