Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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