I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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