Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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