remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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