I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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